Mis viiruste all kannatad sina?

[Bandiit]

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.



Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

TotL
Go read Brunching


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Politics
Stop caring!




Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Japan (85%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Brand Names (85%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Hmm, muide milline Linuxi logo üldse välja näeb?

[Männa]

Viruses you suffer from

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Viruses you might suffer from:
None!

raibe!

[Serpent]

Viruses you suffer from:

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Politics
Stop caring!

Ultima
If you find one tell us.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

British (85%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

UNIX (65%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

Brand Names (60%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

[frutah]

Viruses you suffer from:
Windows
Politics
Environmentalism


Viruses you might suffer from:
Junkfood (60%)
Japan (85%)
Brand Names (65%)
Conspiracy Theory (90%)

politics, environmentalism ja conspiracy theory on pärist täppi..

[Ghostwizard]

[Ulmeguru]

Viruses you suffer from:

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Viruses you might suffer from:

Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Goth (90%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.


Nagu näha, suht kergelt pääsesin...

[Garrett]

[Golburk]

[Krafinna]

[Qpi]

[Arwey]

[marks]

Minul tuli selline kirjeldus;

Viruses you suffer from:
None!
Viruses you might suffer from:

Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

[d W a R f]

Viruses you suffer from:
None!
Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

[Henzu]

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Politics
Stop caring!


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


British (85%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Brand Names (65%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.