Päeva nali

[Orz]

[Udutont]

Leonhard Lapin tänases Päevalehes:
"...tänapäeva arhitekt on hoor rahamehe embuses!"

Seega on forumant A sutenöör ja ega professor ja jäneski patust päris puhtad pole.

[surra]

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[arlis]

[Shadow]

Nostalgia.

[higgins]

Jesus and the Devil decided to have a programming contest to see who was the best hacker. So God set up a meeting and gave them each an identical computer, and they had 24 hours to write a killer program that would hack the server God had set up.

For 23 and a half hours, they both type away furiously. But then, 30 minutes away from the deadline, the power goes out. God quickly gets the power turned back on, but both of the computers have already crashed. Jesus and the Devil boot them back up, and with only 30 minutes left, do their best to re-write their programs.

The time comes, and the Devil goes first. "Dammit, I lost everything when the power went out! There's no way this 30 minute program will hack God's server." Sure enough, it doesn't.

Then it's Jesus's turn. He simply smiles as his program hacks into God's server in less than 30 seconds.

The Devil looks over, amazed and furious. "How the heck did you manage that after the computers crashed!?!?"

God looked at him and said, "Didn't you know? Jesus saves!"

---

Saint Peter and the Archangel Michael are doing door duty in heaven; sitting out infront of the pearly gates with the big book of who's going in and who's going down. Every time someone comes up, St. Peter asks his name, his religion on earth, then directs him through the gates and checks his name off.

First guy comes up and St Peter asks him for his information, to which he replies, "I'm Dave and I was a Presbyterian in life."

St. Peter replies, "Alright, you want door 12, please be quiet as you go past door 8."

Next person comes up, a woman this time, and he asks her for her information, to which she replies, "I'm Janice and I was a Methodist in life."

St. Peter nods and says, "Alright Janice, you want door 10, please be quiet as you go past door 8."

Next guy comes up and St. Peter asks him for his information, to which he replies, "I'm Christopher and I was Universalist in life."

St. Peter nods slowly and says, "Alright, you want door 22, please be quiet as you go past door 8."

As Christopher was about to walk through the pearly gates he paused and turned to Michael and asked, "Why do I have to be quiet as I go past door 8?"

Michael leaned close and whispered, "Shh...it's because the Catholics are there and they think they're the only ones here."

---

A traveling salesmans car breaks down and he walks to a famr house. The farmer tells him he can stay for the night, but he has to sleep in the same bed with his son. The salesman says: "Sorry, I'm in the wrong joke."

---

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''

To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''

---

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
* 2 litres of low fat milk
* a carton of eggs
* 2 litres of orange juice
* a head of lettuce
* half a dozen tomatoes
* a 500g jar of coffee
* a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk as to her
Marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

---

Superman was flying around, when he spotted Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a roof. He decided to put his superpowers to good use, and swoop down for a little light-speed intercourse, figuring he would be gone before she even noticed what had happened. So sure enough, he swooped down at light-speed and was gone within a moment, after spraying his superload.

"What the heck was that?" asked Wonder Woman.

"I don't know," said the Invisible Man, "but boy does my anus hurt."

[Lõvi]

[Olorin]

Kui ma mõtlesin, et StrikeTheDarki naeruväärse teema näol on aasta nali, siis polnud ma veel Kaardimängude alafoorumisse pilku heitnud.
No sellist nalja pole ammu saanud! Kaardimängude alafoorumist on kujunenud koht, kuhu võib vigase ja sisutu posti maha panna ning keegi isegi ei erista seda teistest.
Nohh teate vahel ju tulep selline tuiu LOL

[Sorontur]

[Shadow]

[Olorin]

[sollo]

Aga vaata kui kiiresti neil naljatilkadel postitused kogunevad!
Selle eest tuleks küll miskine eriauhind anda!
Suurel hulgal mõttetu sisuga postitusi. Mida ühel foorumil veel vaja on?!

[Timmo]

[Olorin]

[Starfild]