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[ramgnI]

Paar ingliskeelset tsitaati siis...

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Give a man a match and it'll keep him warm for a moment. Put that man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.

Books contain knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, crime doesn't pay. So if you keep reading you'll end up broke.

Tip of the day: when you have a headache do what it says on the aspirin bottle: take two and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

[tank]

usa larpareid ja taaskehastajaid hakatakse iraaki saatma:
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/i ... ps_in_iraq

[Orz]

[Shadow]

Kas mõtlen mina midagi valesti või on pildil tõesti kalmistu värav?

[Mutabor]

[Shadow]

[Terry]

Ajaloo tund. Õpilased räägivad Lääne-Rooma riigi langusest ning Gootide sissetungist. "Vaadake nüüd kaarti, siin on nooltega näidatud gootide sõjaretked," sõnab õpetaja. Üks poiss karjub pingist: "Ahha, need on need gootide matkarajad!"

Hommikused ajalooga seotud asjad on lõbusad.

[paadikapten]

Oijah, kus on alles uudised... Kolumbias astus relvastatud röövel mingisse majja, lootes sealt noosi saada, aga valitud maja osutus karatekooliks ja kooli õpilased lihtsalt tampisid seda pätti veidi

[Lõvi]

[mart]

[Irve]

[holebuulD]

Valus...
No PC should be without it...

[Florian]

Helpdesk keskajal

http://www.meie.tv/view_video.php?viewk ... 09af0923df

Väga funny

[sandersa]

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[Florian]