Mis viiruste all kannatad sina?

[Taliesin]

Uurige, mis sorti inimlike viiruste all kannatate. Minul on järgmised:

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Politics
Stop caring!


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Brand Names (65%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Conspiracy Theory (80%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

[Ryhkija]

Heheh... Lahe test oli muidu...


Politics
Stop caring!

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Brand Names (65%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

[Dragonath]

Einoh, tekkis asju mida ma küll ei oodanud. Ultima näiteks, mida ma polegi kunagi näppind, ja religioon kah (sic!)...

[hallsilm]

[Ove]

[Markus]

[Enedlithiel]

Tuli selline vastus!

Viruses you suffer from:
None!
Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Japan (70%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Päris tobe värk!

[1iYc]

[ohpuu]

[Yrgnaine]

[fey]

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Politics
Stop caring!

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Ultima
If you find one tell us.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.



Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

UNIX (80%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (70%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

[terep12]

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

TotL
Go read Brunching

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Politics
Stop caring!

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Cthulhu (70%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Wee.....

[Shalaya]

[andu]

[Merlon]