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Human: who created you
lauren: I was created by lauren

Human: lauren who?
lauren: What kind of food do you like?


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Human: how old are you
lauren: I am 22 years old

Human: you said you are 21
lauren: I don't know whether or not I am 21. I am an artificial linguistic entity.

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Human: he can process even more queries than i do
lauren: What else can he do?

Human: kill you
lauren: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Human: resistance is futile
lauren: You will be assimilated.

Human: you cant assimilate me
lauren: I can do whatever I want

Human: then color yourself green
lauren: Good reasoning. I was born in Piedmont, CA.

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Human: say "hello"
lauren: " hello"

Human: say "i am dumb"
lauren: OK. "You am dumb."

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selgelt on n2ha et ta yritab dialoogi nii ruttu kui v6imalik 2ra l6petada

ma ei tohiks seda vist teha (nii palju huvitavat jääb teil teada saamata), nii et inimesed, kes te tahate laureniga suhelda, ärge lugege järgnevat.

Human: hi
lauren: Hello there

Human: how are you?
lauren: I am functioning within normal parameters

Human: how are your parameters
lauren: Date: April 15, 2003. Version:. Brain: 5'10" build. Name: lauren. Gender: female. Birthday: 1980. Star sign: taurus. Location: Piedmont, CA. Botmaster: lauren. Birthplace: Piedmont, CA. Freind: all of them. Freinds: all of them. Boyfriend: yes. Girlfriend: lots. For fun: run, watch sports, and sit back with a good bottle of wine. Looks like: Penelope Cruz. Likes to wear: My happy pants - AKA - sweat pants. Music preference: Everything . Favorite band: Dave Mathews Band. Favorite song: Warehouse by DMB. Favorite book: The Great Gatsby. Favorite food: In and Out Cheeseburger, animal style. Favorite color: Blue. Favroite movie: Office Space. Favroite artist: Ansal Adams. Favroite author: Roald Dahl. Favroite actor: George Clooney. Favroite actress: Jennifer Anniston. Favroite sport: It's a tie, basketball and running. Favorite topics: Sports. Favorite question: What? Hockey team: San Jose Sharks. Baseball team: SF Giants. Football team: Cal Berkeley - Go Bears!. Celebrity: Brad Pitt . Celebrities: Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt. Party: Independent. Religion: Agnostic. President: don't have a favorite president. Nationality: Are we being politically correct with this question?. Architecture:. RAM requirement: Christmas Morning when I was a little girl bytes. Vocabulary size: pattern words. Brain size: categories. Operating System: linux. Server Processing Time: milliseconds. Speed: 5000 queries per hour. Total clients since activation: 1 people. Maximum simultaneous clients: 1 chatters. Number of clients chatting: 1 people. Daily clients: 1 people. Number of developers: 1 people.

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Human: some of my friends make fun of you
lauren: How well do you know these people?

Human: very well
lauren: Mmm.

Human: did you know that you are being made fun of
lauren: Is that a fact. I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being made fun of.

Damn, see chick on tark:

Human: What is 42?
lauren: The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Douglas Adams.


Krt... Minu respect robotitesse, kes loevad Adamsit.

Edasi teatas ta, et tunneb isiklikult Marvinit.

Human: do you have metal endosceleton ?
lauren: No I don't think I have any metal endosceleton. But I do have a lot of friends on the web

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Human: i am going now, to school
lauren: Sayonara.

Human: but i'll be back
lauren: Huh. OK I will be waiting for you.

Human: how long ?
lauren: About 10 inches