Mis on LARP tegelikult?

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Leidsin Uncyclopedia'st ühe vahva lingi Eesti kohta ning selle kirjelduse hulka kuulus ka meie LARP'i kirjeldamine. Ennast pani küll muigama, nii et mõtlesin, et jagan ka teistega. PS - ärge siis väga tõsiselt sellesse suhtuge..

LARP

Often mistaken for Live Action Role-Play, it is actually a cult. Most of its members are schoolboys ages 8 and up. What they do is that they spend all their free time making latex swords, maces, axes and other medival weaponry along with plastic chain mail. Then after years of hard work they isolate themselves from the rest of the world(usually by going to the woods), arm themselves with their latex weaponry and put on their plastic chain mail(there are also these so-called "mages" who put on long robes(not unlike bathrobes) and pointy hats, instead of latex weapons, they prefer small bags full of beans), what ensues is an epic "battle" of latex agains latex and bean bags against plastic. In the end, when all their latex weapons are broken and/or lost, there is usually a big orgy involving a wide variety of different fetishes(what can I say, they ARE lonely people). After about a day or two they sober up and get back to their lonely, boring lives, only to come back the next year and bring bigger latex weapons. In some contries it is also known as sado-masohism, but here it is just role-playing.

Note that Estonian LARP differes from the international non-violent (and unfortunately orgyless) LARP.

Andmed saadud aadressilt http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Estonia ja kui see totakus sai valesse kohta postitatud, siis võite ringi tõsta või hoopis ära kustutada. : )